Man who threatened to kill MPs avoids jail

(YAHOO7NEWS) A Melbourne man who told Attorney-General Nicola Roxon and a Victorian state MP he could save taxpayers a lot of money if he shot them has avoided jail. Mark Steven Andrew, 52, told Ms Roxon and the state member for Altona, Jill Hennessy, at a pre-Anzac Day wreath-laying ceremony in Melbourne “I’ve got two of […] […]

Damn! Aussies to be fined for swearing

(SMH) Australians may have a love of plain speaking but new laws are set to curtail some of their more colourful language with police issuing on-the-spot fines for obnoxious swearing. The country’s second most populous state Victoria is due to approve new legislation this week under which police will be able to slap fines of up to $240 on people using offensive words or phrases. Read more

Offensive words and phrases? Where’s the Parliamentary approved offensive words and phrases list? It doesn’t exist! Courts and police are there to uphold laws, not write them. Next time a Lord in blue tries to kill you with a deadly tazer, make sure you only use literal words and phrases; “Hey, stop tazering me you copulating idiot”. Or, “Hey copper, copulate off”. Maybe the hired help have a good point? The trouble is new swear words crop up and would be added to the nonexistent speech crime dictionary. Define “offensive” — would it be “offensive” to tell a visiting NYC cop that “9/11 was an inside job”? What’s “offensive” to one person/group, isn’t always “offensive” to others.