Jokes on Juliar (sic) Gillard

Julia Gillard was touring the country trying to sell her carbon-tax in her chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow jumped out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car came to a screeching stop.
Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
‘You get out and check – you were driving. ‘
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving, it’s all your fault ; go and tell the farmer, ‘ says Julia.
The chauffeur wanders off and Julia pulls out some paperwork, and gets to work inventing a few extra new taxes.
Finally, five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
‘My god, what the hell took you so long, what happened to you? ‘asks Julia.
The chauffeur replies: ‘ When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, his wife cooked me a beautiful meal and his daughters shagged me senseless. ‘
‘What on earth did you tell them? ‘asks Julia.
‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
‘I’m Julia Gillard’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the cow.’


  • Verbewarp

    I enjoyed that, thank you.

  • aussierod

    LOL, it takes a lot to get me to crack a smile now days.
    This one did it.