Anonymity is the work of the devil! All Hail Socialist Saviors

First they came for the anonymous internet hecklers ID’s and I didn’t speak up. Then they came for public hecklers ID’s, but I didn’t speak up. By the time they came for me there was no one left to speak up.

(AustraliaMatters) G’day. Have you heard about the manipulation trick called “Problem Reaction Solution”, AKA “hegelian dialectic”? It’s a way of achieving a goal you otherwise wouldn’t achieve through honest methods.

Problem Example – Let’s suppose you’re a fabian international socialist government and you have an agenda to see all citizens under your power use their real ID’s while on the internet. How would you go about attaining your global Stalinist police state goal?

Reaction – Look for a weak spot in the social media sphere. A social messaging service like Twitter (based in America) fits the bill, as it’s quick and easy to sign up. (Unlike FaceBook, you don’t have to worship that CIA front with personnel details before you are allowed to be spied upon)

So you’re a socialist government – 1. Get hold of an imported ‘actress’ that the majority of your target nation doesn’t know or care about. 2. Create a Twitter account. 3. Grab a seedy slutty whorish image of rubber sex dolls and add it to the accounts page background. 4. Sit back and wait for “tweet” messages from “trolls” 5. When crude tweets start flooding in that only the actress can see, have her “retweet” the messages onto her public display page. The majority of the non-internet using public are unaware of an action called “delete” — play on that ignorance with your media units. Make it sound like tweets from twits are craved into stone for eternity. Have your actress hospitalised for few hours with twit stress. Make sure your media units report the “news” nation wide to internet and non-internet users alike. Make sure the media units don’t report the sex dolls.

If all goes well you’ll have copy cats come along helping get the ball rolling while seeking their own media boost. Everyone loves to heckle ‘sports stars’ for letting the team down. Remember the public heckling Shane Warne received over the phone girls?  Like the actress, it is very important that private heckle “troll” messages are made public by “retweeting” them onto the public viewable page otherwise no one will see or care about them. If you can’t find someone to heckle you, create a second account and heckle yourself. Be careful while faking it.

Solution – If all goes well you (socialist government) will be able to stand beside those (that retweeted, not deleted) grand standing as the savior offering un-Constitutional solutions to an internet message service based in a  foreign country. Eventually you’ll have all public protestors registered before attending public rallies against you. Ow, hang on, no need to starlet the sheep, TrapWire will sort those hecklers out.

Anonymity is the work of the devil! For the actions of a few, all must suffer – The ends justifies the means!

Back to reality: Am I suggesting there’s an agenda to have Australian’s tracked, controlled and traced by fabain socialists while on the internet? Ow hell yes! Ask Ms Nicola Roxon.

Am I suggesting that two, well one (1) celebrity, and (1) one little known actress are in the media lately helping sell Stalinist internet ID’s on us all? No of course not. But will someone please teach folks to stop re-tweeting hateful messages from twits, and learn how to use the delete button.

Once an accident, twice a coincidence, three times, hegelian dialectic.

12/09/12 Update: The sports star has PM egg on his Twitter face.