VIDEO: Gillard, Greens next Carbon Enemies

(AustraliaMatters – parody) Once the fabian Gillard government and their Greenie (on the outside) mates tax we humans to death, they’ll swing their guns towards the next horrible carbon using, germ carrying, horrifying enemy. […]

Jokes on Juliar (sic) Gillard

Julia Gillard was touring the country trying to sell her carbon-tax in her chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumped out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car came to a screeching stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check – you were driving. ‘ The chauffeur gets […] […]

Wake Me When The Australian Revolution Starts

(AustraliaMatters.com) Good thing about AM is we don’t need to update the site every two nano seconds with fresh content or rely on people buying crap from google ad banners. What am I saying? I’ve been lazy and to be quite frank, bored silly watching world goings from under the doona cover the last few […] […]

Kingswood Country Reuion

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(AustraliaMatters) Ow Australia, what happened to the old days when we were Australian and not some hybrid mix of human and “politically correct” zombies? Conservative AustraliaMatters.com salutes our ‘reality correct’ mentor, Ted Bullpit!!

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Darwin’s Endangered Species: The Intelligent Australian Bloke

(AustraliaMatters) You’d have to be a fair dinkum Australian knob head to dare stand out in a thunder storm. Turn the sound up and go full screen. It’ll take you’re mind off dull nwo crap for a few minutes. This was filmed in Darwin. Triva: Most cars act like a “faraday cage” and will usually (add disclaimer here, but if this tip saves your life send me beer) be a safe place parked in the open during lightening storms. See this Top Gear video of  a pommie knob head sitting in a car that’s deliberately pounded by lightening. The car later starts and runs fine–the paint looks good–but there’s no helping pommies. smiley

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OCTOBER 2010 FLASHBACK: Thai rain making comes to Qld

royal_rain_maker.jpgOCTOBER 2010 FLASHBACK: (SMH) A rain-making method developed by Thai king Bhumipol Adulyadej is set to aid Queensland in battles with drought after an agreement between the state government and the Thai royal household. The Queensland government's access to the rain-making technology, developed by King Bhumipol over the past 30 years, came a year after the state approached the royal household last year. As a result, Queensland is set to be the first major region outside Thailand where the rain-making technology will be put into full effect. read more

Was the "full effect" three months later from nature or from another screw up by the Bligh government that caused innocent deaths, destruction, lower property values, public debt, and a walk in next election for a woman that most hated before the "full effect" 2011 floods? Those fascist (government merged with unelected corporations) clowns can't even get the municipal drinking water mass medication dosages right.  Thanks to our reader 'rjw' for this important flashback reminder.

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Weather control is no myth: Scientists engineer thunderstorms over Abu Dhabi

(NaturalNews) Discussions of weather control technology used to be limited to the hushed gossip of conspiracy theorists, but it turns out the conspiracy theorists were right (again). Today in Abu Dhabi, scientists have successfully manipulated entire weather systems, causing up to fifty downpours of rain across the Al Ain region the desert nation over the last year. learn more

 
Updated; Thanks to our reader that left this link in the comments showing August 2010 the Queensland government had rain making technology from Thai king Bhumipol Adulyadej. Did someone leave this rain making technology on for too long later causing the 2011 floods?

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Brace yourself, Australia

(SMH) You are about to be Oprahed. On December 14, you will join the talk show queen on a couch outside the Sydney Opera House and you will have your dirty little secrets brought to light. Your shameful past will be exposed. You will reveal the bits of yourself that you never thought you would share with a stranger, and you will be liberated. read more if you're bored

You thought Hitler was dead — This is the same hag called Oprah that meets in secret with other billionaires such as Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Rockefeller, CNN founder Ted Turner, too devise ways to reduce the global human population of people not like them.

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